Answer the Spotlight
Answer the Spotlight
Answer the Spotlight
Come Play On Our Stage
Stepping into our shows means stepping into the unknown. You follow the tug of a weird idea, try something you've never tried, and move before you feel ready. If you've danced in spotlights for years or you're just now sensing the courage to touch a stage for the first time, tell us which upcoming show(s) pull at you. Name the one(s) that feels like you could be passionate about it. We'll reach back and see where the universe takes us.
◈ Shows Seeking Talent ◈
CultCon 2026 (April 18)
S.E.C.R.E.T. (Society for Ethical Cult & Religion Enrollment Transparency) presents CultCon 2026. A live event where you get to sample a lineup of brand-new cults, religions, and secret societies looking for those seeking membership. Each group sends two official recruiters to deliver an 8-minute pitch complete with origin story, beliefs, perks, and closely guarded secrets. This is your chance to sign up for your destiny. If one of these seems to speak to you, initiation paperwork will be available on-site.
Civic Disaster Lab (April 11)
Civic Disaster Lab drops you into a high-stakes town-hall fever dream, where real civic problems meet gloriously unqualified confidence. Each performer steps up as a freshly minted "expert," armed with a pitch deck they have never seen and absolutely did not ask for. The slides were built by a total stranger with questionable intentions, so the graphs won't match the claims, the bullet points won't connect, and nothing will make sense except the commitment. What follows is a cascade of improvised policy proposals, bold half-truths, accidental brilliance, and the kind of chaotic hope you only find when nobody knows what they're talking about but everyone is trying anyway.