Well, hello there artist.

Wanna bend minds together?

(This form may or may not be sentient. We haven't checked.)

Your Name * (or your alter ego, we don't judge)

Email Address * (we promise not to sell it to interdimensional beings)

Your Skills *

Portfolio / Website

⚠️ MANDATORY WEIRDNESS CHECKPOINT ⚠️

If your art was a cryptid, which one would it be? *

On a scale of "mild inconvenience" to "reality collapse", how chaotic is your creative process? *

Tell us something weird about yourself that has nothing to do with art *

Tell Us More * (the weirder the better, honestly)

Maximum 500 characters

By clicking submit, you agree that reality is subjective and art is inevitable.